School Gate Enthusiast Gifts

Grandmother holding 'Grandson' sign outside school

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

School Days

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Closed Thursdays.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

Why are you here?

Must you be so judgmental?

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"Overruled!"

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'