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Grandmother holding 'Grandson' sign outside school

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

School Days

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Closed Thursdays.

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"Overruled!"

"There's definitely enough growing room."

Must you be so judgmental?

Why are you here?

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'