School Environment Gifts

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"What am I going to do with you two?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Ethics exam cheater.

Computer Room.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Three more years of high school."

'I really crammed last night.'