Classroom Environments Gifts

A small clown sits at the back of a class room - 'Mr Jenkins, do you always have to be the class clown?!'

A Puppet Named Juan

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

Education Guidance

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

The History Teacher

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

I will not waste chalk kid...

Global Education

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Smirking or Non-smirking

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'