Learning Environments Gifts

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Eternal Student.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Historical memory is on life support.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Here's MY information highway!'