Educational Environment Navigator Gifts

"He's not a crackpot. We pay him to get the teachers through the day."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Three more years of high school."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"Studying friction is a real drag."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Fuzzy Math.