School Environmental Events Gifts

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Yearbook

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Paul goes home for the holidays

All dressed up and no place to go

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."