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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Yearbook

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Could you repeat that word?"

Paul goes home for the holidays

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'