"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."
Scatterbrain Conqueror Gifts
Looking for a gift for your scatterbrain conqueror? Find humorous and thoughtful products designed for those whose creative minds are wonderfully unpredictable. From witty mugs to expressive prints, delight the free-spirited and cheerful with a gift that celebrates their unique way of thinking.
Rage.
"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."
Second lifeReal life.
Just call me Picasso!
"Whoa! Was that today?"
'These new video games are getting out of hand...'
'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'
"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."
"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."
Minister Starts at a New Church
"Men just won't leave me alone!"
"...and how often do you feel monkas?"
"Stop staring"
Painter's Duel.
"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"
'My right brain isn't working.'
"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."
Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart
"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"
"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."
"Frank?"
Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.
"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"
"There you are!"
What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.
Computer Gamers.
The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.
'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'
'The mARTyr'
'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'
Abstract painter
"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"
"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"
'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'
Scatterbrain Conqueror Gifts Collection
Scatterbrain Conqueror Mugs
Discover a range of mugs perfect for your scatterbrain conqueror—funny, witty, and full of personality. Click to see all the playful designs.
Scatterbrain Conqueror Pillows
Explore cozy pillows that bring humor and comfort to your scatterbrain conqueror’s space, celebrating their unique creative chaos.
Scatterbrain Conqueror Prints
Find inspiring prints that capture the lively spirit of scatterbrain conquerors, perfect for decorating their favorite spaces.
Scatterbrain Conqueror T-Shirts
Browse our collection of creative t-shirts that showcase the vibrant energy of scatterbrain conquerors with witty and colorful designs.