Scatterbrain Artist Gifts

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Positive Thinking

"Those are all my passwords."

No caption (A painter paints an abstract picture. Her cat is moving away from in front of the canvas and there is a cat-shaped silhouette on the painting)

"There you are!"

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

'You do nice work!'

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

"I got it, I got it. Self rising flour. I won't forget next time."

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

Christy Brown.

"Good times, bad times, I've never known what was going on."

"Can you call my phone, my keys, my wallet, my glasses, my shirt, and my pants?"

Glasses to find other glasses.

'Darlin', have you seen my glasses, I want to have a read?'

"Where the heck is my phone?"

"I can't find the lottery ticket, but on the bright side, I found my remote."