Scatterbrain Enthusiast Gifts

"I got it, I got it. Self rising flour. I won't forget next time."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Those are all my passwords."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

"There you are!"

Brain Crash

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

Brains on the field.

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"Good times, bad times, I've never known what was going on."

"Can you call my phone, my keys, my wallet, my glasses, my shirt, and my pants?"

'Every so often, he breaks into interpretive dance so his right brain doesn't atrophy.'

Glasses to find other glasses.

'I bought some Gingko Biloba to help with my memory, but I can't remember where I put it!'

"This is Evelyn Higgins. She did math without a calculator."

"I can't find the lottery ticket, but on the bright side, I found my remote."