Scatterbrain Champion Gifts

"Can you call my phone, my keys, my wallet, my glasses, my shirt, and my pants?"

Instructional guide to scribbling

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

"Those are all my passwords."

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

No caption (A painter paints an abstract picture. Her cat is moving away from in front of the canvas and there is a cat-shaped silhouette on the painting)

"There you are!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

Climate Hoax

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

Malcolm's got a mind like a steel trap.

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

Supernan.

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

"Here's what you need to ask yourself: What's a seven-letter word meaning 'implicit'?"

"A four-letter word? - Maybe we should ask Dad."

"Don't worry, Jim's just having an idea."

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

What's lower than a lawyer in 13 letters?

I got a crossword for the lockdown

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'