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"Can you call my phone, my keys, my wallet, my glasses, my shirt, and my pants?"

Instructional guide to scribbling

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

"Those are all my passwords."

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"There you are!"

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

Climate Hoax

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

Supernan.

Malcolm's got a mind like a steel trap.

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

I got a crossword for the lockdown

"Here's what you need to ask yourself: What's a seven-letter word meaning 'implicit'?"

"A four-letter word? - Maybe we should ask Dad."

"I got it, I got it. Self rising flour. I won't forget next time."

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

What's lower than a lawyer in 13 letters?