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'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

X-ray Psychology.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Those are all my passwords."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"There you are!"

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Brain Crash

Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."