Scatterbrain Survivor Gifts

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"I love what you've done to the place."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Those are all my passwords."

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"There you are!"

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

"I got it, I got it. Self rising flour. I won't forget next time."

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

'What did I tell you about keeping bees?'

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.

'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"Good times, bad times, I've never known what was going on."

"Can you call my phone, my keys, my wallet, my glasses, my shirt, and my pants?"

Glasses to find other glasses.

'Darlin', have you seen my glasses, I want to have a read?'

"Where the heck is my phone?"

"I can't find the lottery ticket, but on the bright side, I found my remote."