Scatterbrain Sympathizer Gifts

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"There you are!"

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

"I can't find the lottery ticket, but on the bright side, I found my remote."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"Those are all my passwords."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

No caption (A painter paints an abstract picture. Her cat is moving away from in front of the canvas and there is a cat-shaped silhouette on the painting)

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"I got it, I got it. Self rising flour. I won't forget next time."

'Spinning the web is the fun part, after that, it's just waiting and waiting for a catch...'

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

"Life at the ant farm was horrible! All the walls were see-through: no privacy!"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"What do you mean I hurt his feelings?! He's a robot! He doesn't have any feelings!"

Bug on the windshield.

"Can you call my phone, my keys, my wallet, my glasses, my shirt, and my pants?"

"Good times, bad times, I've never known what was going on."

A bug memorial on car grill.

Then again, maybe I'll just let the humans handle this one.

Glasses to find other glasses.

"Where the heck is my phone?"

"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"