Scam Buster Gifts

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

'So you say the cash box was stolen.'

Berlitz guide to Scamese

"If you send these people $50 they;ll show you how to make money off the net!"

The origins of the Email Money Scam...

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Hi, I need assistance in transferring $20 million from a Nigerian bankn. Careful, Ernie, that's a phishing star.

Ask Sadie

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'

'I need it to fly to Nigeria to pick up my prize.'

STIMULUS PACKAGE ALLOCATION COMMITTEE, 'Okay, we'll take the part out about the Nigerian banker's widow.'

Amateur Spam.

"I know. What if you cash my ticket and we share the money. But maybe you can give me a deposit to show you're honest."

Click Bait For Idiots

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Ostrich Curoisities

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"