Scam Busters Gifts

'Damn! I think the FCA have rumbled us.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

The new Physics

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'Your father installed a security system.'

"My new day job is killing me."

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

Ask Sadie

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Gone Phishing

Whistle blower...

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

Berlitz guide to Scamese

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

First space criminal investigation

"And what did you do when the defendent allegedly entered your home?"

Amateur Spam.

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

'A Policeman hey? My dad is a crime-fighter too: He's a Forensic Accountant...'