Trust Busters Gifts

"Before we start I just need to jot down your bank and credit card details."

Others will fight for you

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

'Judge Mental.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"It's not what you think."

'Your father installed a security system.'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

Bureau of Missing Persons

Ask Sadie

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

Testing a Fiancee

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

Whistle blower...

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

"Who's God?"

Berlitz guide to Scamese

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'