Trust Busters Pillows

"Before we start I just need to jot down your bank and credit card details."

Others will fight for you

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

'Judge Mental.'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

'Your father installed a security system.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"It's not what you think."

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

Testing a Fiancee

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Whistle blower...

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

Berlitz guide to Scamese

"Who's God?"

First space criminal investigation

"And what did you do when the defendent allegedly entered your home?"