Scam Buster Pillows

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

'So you say the cash box was stolen.'

Berlitz guide to Scamese

"If you send these people $50 they;ll show you how to make money off the net!"

The origins of the Email Money Scam...

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'

'I need it to fly to Nigeria to pick up my prize.'

STIMULUS PACKAGE ALLOCATION COMMITTEE, 'Okay, we'll take the part out about the Nigerian banker's widow.'

Amateur Spam.

"I know. What if you cash my ticket and we share the money. But maybe you can give me a deposit to show you're honest."

Click Bait For Idiots

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

The Zombie Awakes...

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"