Test Busters Pillows

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

Good Luck with your finals.

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Flies up the ante!

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Judge Mental.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

Study more to pass more tests.

"Smart Arse"