Test Busters Gifts

Quiz Today. I don't remember clicking of any terms of agreement that cover this!

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Flies up the ante!

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Judge Mental.'

Study more to pass more tests.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"Smart Arse"