Rut Buster Gifts

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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Turkish Democracy

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'Judge Mental.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

'At the end of last week's program I enjoined our viewers to have a good day. Now, on the advice of counsel, I wish to retract that statement.'

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

'You know, you're really screwing with my preconceived notions.'

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

The Rat Race.

"You went to college? That's Amazing! You must be the first in your family."

For Timely Filing

He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.

'Why are you looking so miserable Earl?'