Rut Buster Gifts

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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Turkish Democracy

I'm not making enough money to like you.

The Expert

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'Judge Mental.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"Fake it till you make it, baby."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'At the end of last week's program I enjoined our viewers to have a good day. Now, on the advice of counsel, I wish to retract that statement.'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

Quiz Today. I don't remember clicking of any terms of agreement that cover this!

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

'You know, you're really screwing with my preconceived notions.'

The Rat Race.

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

"You went to college? That's Amazing! You must be the first in your family."

For Timely Filing

'Why are you looking so miserable Earl?'

Does the hunter really always win and the bison lost like that? No -- It's just a cost of media bias.

He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.