Test Buster Gifts

"This test has many optional questions...in fact, if you don't see what you like, just ask for it.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Turkish Democracy

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Flies up the ante!

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Sigmund Freud.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"