Test Buster T-Shirts

"This test has many optional questions...in fact, if you don't see what you like, just ask for it.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Turkish Democracy

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

The Expert

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Flies up the ante!

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Fake it till you make it, baby."

Sigmund Freud.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito