News Buster Gifts

"Next question. . . can anybody tell me where Benghazi is located?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

DUNVOTIN

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Newspaper suicide.

Rock and a Hard Place

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Medieval headlines.

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

Ostrich Curoisities