News Buster Gifts

"Next question. . . can anybody tell me where Benghazi is located?"

Fear/Knowledge

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"They grow up so fast."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"The unlucky lemming"

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

DUNVOTIN

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Rock and a Hard Place

Newspaper suicide.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'