Satirical Sermon-goer Gifts

If you know someone who enjoys sharp satire and attends sermons with a sense of humor, our collection offers smart, humorous gifts that playfully blend religious themes with witty commentary. Perfect for anyone who appreciates comedy with a spiritual twist, these items make memorable tokens of their unique perspective.

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The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'

The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!' mockup

The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'

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The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness." mockup

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work." mockup

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

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"...and in conclusion..."

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"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms." mockup

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

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"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

"Collections were down. We had to get creative." mockup

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

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'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.' mockup

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

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First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name. mockup

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

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IOUs In The Church Collection Plate mockup

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

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"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'" mockup

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

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'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.' mockup

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

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"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction." mockup

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

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'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!' mockup

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

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Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.' mockup

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

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"What - no alcohol, no women, no swearing? I want you to say 950 prayers as punishment for wasting your life!"

"What - no alcohol, no women, no swearing? I want you to say 950 prayers as punishment for wasting your life!" mockup

"What - no alcohol, no women, no swearing? I want you to say 950 prayers as punishment for wasting your life!"

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Pastor of Muppets

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"His sermon last Sunday, 'The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth,' had them rolling in the aisles."

"His sermon last Sunday, 'The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth,' had them rolling in the aisles." mockup

"His sermon last Sunday, 'The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth,' had them rolling in the aisles."

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Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest mockup

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

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"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship."

"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship." mockup

"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship."

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A virtue of vicars

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Minister's File

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"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"

"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!" mockup

"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"

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"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..." mockup

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

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'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.' mockup

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

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'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.' mockup

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

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Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning. mockup

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

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"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews." mockup

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

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Church: 'We reserve the right to refuse salvation to anyone.'

Church: 'We reserve the right to refuse salvation to anyone.' mockup

Church: 'We reserve the right to refuse salvation to anyone.'

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"Is your church up for the 'Best Media Coverage' award?"

"Is your church up for the 'Best Media Coverage' award?" mockup

"Is your church up for the 'Best Media Coverage' award?"

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"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews." mockup

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

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'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.' mockup

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

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Satirical Sermon-goer Gifts Collection

Satirical Sermon-goer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for satire-loving sermon-goers, perfect for humorous mornings and spiritual humor.

Satirical Sermon-goer Pillows

Bring laughter to their living space with pillows featuring humorous takes on religious themes, ideal for satire enthusiasts.

Satirical Sermon-goer Prints

Find the perfect satirical print to decorate their space, blending faith with witty artwork for sermon-goers who love humor.

Satirical Sermon-goer T-Shirts

Discover our range of witty t-shirts that celebrate satirical sermon-goers with humor and style on every wear.