Church Satire Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Gates of heaven

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Church restrooms

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Finger puppets in church.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'All the tellers are nuns.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Eucharist

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?