Church Satirists Gifts

Are you searching for a humorous gift for a church satirist? Our collection features smart, satirical designs that bring a playful twist to faith-inspired humor. Perfect for those who love to explore satire with a humorous edge, these items are great for expressing their unique perspective and creative personality.

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Benedict XVI Resigns.

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness." mockup

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

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'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath' mockup

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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Monk Prompt

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Drive-thru Church

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"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!" mockup

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

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"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!" mockup

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

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'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.' mockup

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

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"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog." mockup

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

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'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..' mockup

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

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How's my sermon. . .

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'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.' mockup

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

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'Even More Disciples'

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee." mockup

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

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Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.' mockup

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions. mockup

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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The ten ammendments

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Bishops Snooker

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'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.' mockup

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

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"...and in conclusion..."

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'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.' mockup

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

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"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven mockup

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

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"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist." mockup

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

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'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

'Any chance these are available in paperback?' mockup

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

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"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

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'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?' mockup

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

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Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.' mockup

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

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First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name. mockup

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

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Church Satirists Gifts Collection

Church Satirists Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty church satire—great for mornings filled with laughter and reflection.

Church Satirists Pillows

Add humor to their home with pillows that celebrate church satire—comfy, funny, and thoughtful.

Church Satirists Prints

Decorate their space with prints that showcase clever church satire—perfect for inspiring smiles and thoughtful conversations.

Church Satirists T-Shirts

Check out our range of satire-themed t-shirts—perfect for expressing their witty perspective on faith.