Church Sermon Satirists Gifts

Looking for gifts that bring a lighthearted and satirical twist to church sermons? Our collection features clever designs that poke fun at the preacher's points and religious traditions. Ideal for humorous believers, clergy with a sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates the witty side of faith. Whether it’s for a church friend, family member, or a humorous gift for a preacher, our products offer a playful take on spiritual life.

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First Church of 100% Donation Rate: Featuring Sermons That Name Names!'

First Church of 100% Donation Rate: Featuring Sermons That Name Names!' mockup

First Church of 100% Donation Rate: Featuring Sermons That Name Names!'

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The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness." mockup

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

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'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath' mockup

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

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Monk Prompt

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"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!" mockup

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

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"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!" mockup

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

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How's my sermon. . .

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'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.' mockup

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

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"...and in conclusion..."

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.' mockup

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

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'Even More Disciples'

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The ten ammendments

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Bishops Snooker

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'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.' mockup

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

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"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven mockup

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

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'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.' mockup

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

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'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

'Any chance these are available in paperback?' mockup

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

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Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.' mockup

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

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Applause

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'Great escapism, Reverend!'

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Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE! mockup

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

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Excommunicate Me.

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'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.' mockup

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

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'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.' mockup

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

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'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.' mockup

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

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Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?' mockup

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

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'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!' mockup

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

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'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.' mockup

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

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'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.' mockup

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

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Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.' mockup

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

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"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either." mockup

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

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"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know." mockup

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

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After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

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'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.' mockup

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

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Church Sermon Satirists Gifts Collection

Church Sermon Satirists Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs with satirical church sermon designs—ideal for anyone who loves a good religious laugh with their morning coffee.

Church Sermon Satirists Pillows

Bring humor to your home decor with pillows featuring hilarious church sermon satire—great for adding a lighthearted touch.

Church Sermon Satirists Prints

Decorate your space with our satirical church sermon prints—perfect for those who appreciate faith and humor in their art.

Church Sermon Satirists T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts inspired by church sermon satire—bring humor and faith together with these fun, comfy shirts.