Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."
Churchgoer With Humor Gifts
Looking for a gift for the churchgoer with a sense of humor? Our collection offers witty and light-hearted items that combine spirituality with a dash of humor. Whether for a church event, a birthday, or just to share a laugh, these thoughtful gifts help spread joy and faith. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their spiritual journey with a humorous twist, making every moment of their faith more cheerful and memorable.
"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."
The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."
"Freshly ground pepper?"
How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.
"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."
We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.
'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'
When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
United Church of OMG
"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."
'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'
"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"
"Collections were down. We had to get creative."
'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'
"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"
'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'
"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"
"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."
First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.
"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."
"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"
'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'
IOUs In The Church Collection Plate
"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."
'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'
"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"
"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"
Out for lunch... GOD
"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."
The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last
Speaking words of wisdom, letter B
'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'
'How come I never see you in church?'
Churchgoer With Humor Gifts Collection
Churchgoer With Humor Mugs
Looking for more humorous gifts? Browse our collection of witty mugs perfect for churchgoers who enjoy a good laugh with their faith.
Churchgoer With Humor Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows that add a cheerful touch to any prayer corner or living room for the faithful fun lover.
Churchgoer With Humor Prints
Discover faith-inspired prints with a humorous twist—ideal for brightening up any space with faith and laughter.
Churchgoer With Humor T-Shirts
Explore our range of funny t-shirts that celebrate faith with humor—great for casual Sunday mornings or church gatherings.