Church Goer With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Why there are no church hecklers.

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

"Fantastic service, lousy food."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

United Church of OMG

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Church restrooms

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

Finger puppets in church.

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

Out for lunch... GOD

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Eucharist