Satirical Cooks Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a satirical cook? Explore our fun and witty collection tailored for culinary creatives who love a good laugh. From mugs and t-shirts to pillows and prints, find items that bring humor to the kitchen and celebrate their culinary wit.

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The Barefoot Cro-magnon.

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Health and Safety Gone Mad.

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

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'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.' mockup

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

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Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.' mockup

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

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TV chef sets the TV on fire.

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

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'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..." mockup

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

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'Needs more kale.'

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'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.' mockup

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

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'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!' mockup

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

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The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management. mockup

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

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"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will." mockup

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

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Beef Stew.

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The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution) mockup

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

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'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.' mockup

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

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"Oh -- just scrape it off."

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'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.' mockup

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

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1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs. mockup

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

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"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it." mockup

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

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'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.' mockup

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

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The real reason salad aids weight loss mockup

The real reason salad aids weight loss

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'People soup again?'

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"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!' mockup

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

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"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding." mockup

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

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"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience." mockup

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

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Sun Dried Ice Cubes

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'This is not Hungarian stew. Sorry, the butcher ran out of Hungarians.'

'This is not Hungarian stew. Sorry, the butcher ran out of Hungarians.' mockup

'This is not Hungarian stew. Sorry, the butcher ran out of Hungarians.'

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Intolerant Chef

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'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!' mockup

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

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Satirical Cooks Gifts Collection

Satirical Cooks Mugs

Explore our collection of satirical cook mugs—perfect for those who love to start their mornings with a laugh and a good brew.

Satirical Cooks Pillows

Check out our humorous satirical cook pillows—ideal for adding personality and laughs to any kitchen or lounge.

Satirical Cooks Prints

Browse our satirical cook prints—perfect for decorating kitchens or dining areas with a touch of humor and satire.

Satirical Cooks T-Shirts

Discover witty satirical cook t-shirts that make a statement and show off their culinary humor in style.