Satirical Culinary Expert Gifts

Looking for a gift for a culinary enthusiast with a comedic twist? Our satirical culinary expert collection features witty designs that highlight the humorous side of cooking and gastronomy. Whether they're a professional chef or a passionate home cook, these products add a touch of satire to their kitchen or wardrobe, making them smile every time they see it. Perfect for those who appreciate clever humor intertwined with their love of food.

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"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead." mockup

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

from $19.00

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.' mockup

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

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'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

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"That's it. We’re toast."

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Soup of the month.

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?' mockup

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie." mockup

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

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"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products." mockup

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

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'The Burrito King.'

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.' mockup

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

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"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub." mockup

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

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Health and Safety Gone Mad.

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'I think I'll go home and eat'

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The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands. mockup

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

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"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram." mockup

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?" mockup

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

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"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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A Club Sandwitch.

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'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.' mockup

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

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Garlic Free Zone.

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"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread." mockup

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

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"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?" mockup

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.' mockup

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.' mockup

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

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'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?' mockup

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

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'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?' mockup

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

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"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits." mockup

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

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"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?" mockup

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

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"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!" mockup

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

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Satirical Culinary Expert Gifts Collection

Satirical Culinary Expert Mugs

Explore our collection of satirical culinary expert mugs, perfect for mornings filled with coffee and laughs.

Satirical Culinary Expert Pillows

Liven up their living space with our satirical culinary expert pillows, where humor meets comfort.

Satirical Culinary Expert Prints

Bring witty gastronomy decor into their home with our satirical culinary expert prints, a fun addition to any kitchen or entertainment area.

Satirical Culinary Expert T-Shirts

Find your perfect humorous kitchen buddy with our satirical culinary expert t-shirts, ideal for food humor enthusiasts.