Recipe Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a recipe satirist? Celebrate their clever culinary humor with our fun, satirical kitchenware, mugs, t-shirts, and more. Perfect for chefs who love to tease and entertain in the kitchen.

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The 60 Hour Gourmet Recipe For People Who Have Time To Spare And Then Some.

The 60 Hour Gourmet Recipe For People Who Have Time To Spare And Then Some. mockup

The 60 Hour Gourmet Recipe For People Who Have Time To Spare And Then Some.

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"Two vegans, please."

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Health and Safety Gone Mad.

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.' mockup

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

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Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.' mockup

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

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TV chef sets the TV on fire.

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

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'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

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"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

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"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..." mockup

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

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The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management. mockup

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

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'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!' mockup

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

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"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will." mockup

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

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Beef Stew.

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'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.' mockup

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

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"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it." mockup

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

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'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.' mockup

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

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1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs. mockup

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

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'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.' mockup

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding." mockup

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

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"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience." mockup

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

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The real reason salad aids weight loss mockup

The real reason salad aids weight loss

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Sun Dried Ice Cubes

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'People soup again?'

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'This is not Hungarian stew. Sorry, the butcher ran out of Hungarians.'

'This is not Hungarian stew. Sorry, the butcher ran out of Hungarians.' mockup

'This is not Hungarian stew. Sorry, the butcher ran out of Hungarians.'

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Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar. mockup

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

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Intolerant Chef

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'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!' mockup

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

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"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead." mockup

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

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Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances mockup

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

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Recipe Satirist Gifts Collection

Recipe Satirist Mugs

Explore our collection of amusing mugs designed for recipe satirists—bring humor into their daily coffee routine.

Recipe Satirist Pillows

Find pillows that showcase culinary wit—great for adding a humorous touch to any kitchen or lounge.

Recipe Satirist Prints

Browse our prints filled with funny food satire—ideal for decorating a kitchen or dining area with personality.

Recipe Satirist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts with clever culinary satire—perfect for chefs with a sense of humor and love for culinary jokes.