Sassy Diners Gifts

Looking for a gift for a sassy diner enthusiast? Our collection features playful and colorful items that capture the spirited, humorous side of those who adore a good meal with a side of attitude. Whether they love classic American diners, retro vibes, or just a fun approach to food, these products are sure to bring a smile and some sass to their everyday dining experience.

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"I'm sorry, have you been grimacing long?"

"I'm sorry, have you been grimacing long?" mockup

"I'm sorry, have you been grimacing long?"

from $19.00

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

from $19.00

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

from $19.00

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.' mockup

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

from $19.00

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?" mockup

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

from $19.00

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75) mockup

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

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"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!" mockup

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

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"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?" mockup

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

from $19.00

Whatever!

from $19.00

Sushi Train Spotters

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'Tasty.'

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"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold." mockup

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

from $19.00

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday." mockup

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

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"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!"

"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!" mockup

"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!"

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'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.' mockup

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

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"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean." mockup

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

from $19.00

Stand back - while I whip something up mockup

Stand back - while I whip something up

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'Good evening sir, I hope you haven't been waiting long.'

'Good evening sir, I hope you haven't been waiting long.' mockup

'Good evening sir, I hope you haven't been waiting long.'

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"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday." mockup

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

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"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks." mockup

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

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"I'll have the chef."

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"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black." mockup

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

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"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now." mockup

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

from $19.00

"I'd recommend this."

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'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.' mockup

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

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'Can I get you anything else, sir?' mockup

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

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"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal." mockup

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

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'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.' mockup

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

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'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.' mockup

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

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'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.' mockup

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

from $19.00

Hugo's in a peevish mood today, I'd finish that broccoli if I were you

Hugo's in a peevish mood today, I'd finish that broccoli if I were you mockup

Hugo's in a peevish mood today, I'd finish that broccoli if I were you

from $19.00

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein). mockup

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

from $19.00

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?' mockup

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

from $19.00

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.' mockup

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

from $19.00

Sassy Diners Gifts Collection

Sassy Diners Mugs

Explore our range of sassy diner mugs and bring a cheeky twist to their morning coffee routine. Perfect for lovers of humor and good food alike.

Sassy Diners Pillows

Brighten up their space with our playful diner-themed pillows. Stylish and funny, they're a great way to add some sass to any room.

Sassy Diners Prints

Discover eye-catching prints inspired by sassy diner culture. Perfect for wall decor that makes a statement and sparks conversation.

Sassy Diners T-Shirts

Find the perfect sassy diner t-shirt to match their bold personality. Fun, witty, and full of attitude—these shirts are sure to turn heads.