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"I don't want to be empowered - I want to be sassy."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Who's the new guy?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Abacus.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Trump returns home

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

Trump's Wall

Disgruntled former employees

"I find it helps me concentrate."

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

'Just out of curiosity, do you have a best case scenario?'

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"