Lover Of Sass T-Shirts

"I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

New Shoes.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

GURLERS

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Jeez, calm down, Bill. We're not saying you're wrong... Just that you're an idiot."

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Fancy Dress Box

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'I must be getting older. I tried to make an adorable remark to mom yesterday, and it came out all smart-alecky.'

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

'Hey baby, I'll bet you're wondering who's convertible that is outside.'

Rape of the Lock- The Billet-Doux

Royalty

Ruffly Pink Dress

'Don't ya love relaxing at the beauty shop, Joy?'