Lover Of Sass Gifts

"I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

New Shoes.

Et in Arcadia Ego

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

GURLERS

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Jeez, calm down, Bill. We're not saying you're wrong... Just that you're an idiot."

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Fancy Dress Box

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

'I must be getting older. I tried to make an adorable remark to mom yesterday, and it came out all smart-alecky.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

"i told her to cut it chin-length, but I forgot to tell her which chin. . ."

Ruffly Pink Dress

Rape of the Lock- The Billet-Doux

'Hey baby, I'll bet you're wondering who's convertible that is outside.'