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'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

"What do you think?"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Born In Captivity.

City Boy.

Career Choices

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Changing Room Decisions

"What'll ya have?"

Penguin suit fitting.

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Corporate Darwinism

Abacus.

'Bark less, work more.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.