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'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

"What do you think?"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Born In Captivity.

Career Choices

City Boy.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Changing Room Decisions

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"What'll ya have?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Corporate Darwinism

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Abacus.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Bark less, work more.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."