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"I don't want to be empowered - I want to be sassy."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Abacus.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Trump returns home

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'

"I find it helps me concentrate."

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

Trump's Wall

Disgruntled former employees

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

'Just out of curiosity, do you have a best case scenario?'

Receptionist to king: 'Occupation?'

No more bribes - today.