Sass Lover Pillows

'Don't you talk back to me like that!'

Robert Fripp

"This stool shall pass."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Why giraffes hate winter

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

'You'll grow into it!'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Jeez, calm down, Bill. We're not saying you're wrong... Just that you're an idiot."

Pink Floyd.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"That bass isn't bad."

'I must be getting older. I tried to make an adorable remark to mom yesterday, and it came out all smart-alecky.'

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.