Sardine Skeptics Gifts

'What is he fishing for?'

Packed like sardines

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Lex Ave Express

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

Please be gentle, waiter. This is my first salad. I'm sorry, sir, but there's a reason they call it "roughage."

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

A waiter strictly adhering to his religion

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

"The salad - does it come with flavour?"

Sardine funeral

Smelly fish.

Bird with tinned sardines.

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

Man fishing for sardines.

Sardine Funeral.