Sardine Skeptics Pillows

'What is he fishing for?'

Packed like sardines

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Lex Ave Express

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

A waiter strictly adhering to his religion

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Man fishing for sardines.

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

"The salad - does it come with flavour?"

Bird with tinned sardines.

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Smelly fish.

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

Sardine Funeral.