Salad Skeptics Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for a salad skeptic? Our range of fun, imaginative items captures the humorous side of loving hearty, non-salad favorites. From mugs to art prints, find something that tickles the funny bone and celebrates their culinary independence.

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'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?' mockup

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

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"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..."

"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..." mockup

"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..."

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

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"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?" mockup

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

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Vegetables VS Junk Food.

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"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale." mockup

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

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An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?' mockup

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

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"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold." mockup

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

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I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing. mockup

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

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"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach." mockup

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

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'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!' mockup

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

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'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.' mockup

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

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'What! No garnish or side salad?' mockup

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

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"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad." mockup

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

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"Would it help if I ate a salad?" mockup

"Would it help if I ate a salad?"

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'One thing about your salads, I learn a lot about insects. You forgot to wash the lettuce again!'

'One thing about your salads, I learn a lot about insects. You forgot to wash the lettuce again!' mockup

'One thing about your salads, I learn a lot about insects. You forgot to wash the lettuce again!'

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I Hate Alphabet Soup.

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"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...." mockup

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

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"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept." mockup

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

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A waiter strictly adhering to his religion

A waiter strictly adhering to his religion mockup

A waiter strictly adhering to his religion

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"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?" mockup

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

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"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner." mockup

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

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Anatomy of a Salad

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"Do I like arugula? I love arugula!! Some of the best beaches in the world are there."

"Do I like arugula? I love arugula!! Some of the best beaches in the world are there." mockup

"Do I like arugula? I love arugula!! Some of the best beaches in the world are there."

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Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together. mockup

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

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"Now that's what I'm talking about." mockup

"Now that's what I'm talking about."

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'Thousand Island.'

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Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely. mockup

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

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'On second thoughts I think I'll have salad.'

'On second thoughts I think I'll have salad.' mockup

'On second thoughts I think I'll have salad.'

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Afloat, only 20% of iceberg lettuce is visible.

Afloat, only 20% of iceberg lettuce is visible. mockup

Afloat, only 20% of iceberg lettuce is visible.

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"More salad?"

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'You know, that's really bleu cheese and not ranch. It's a cross dressing.'

'You know, that's really bleu cheese and not ranch. It's a cross dressing.' mockup

'You know, that's really bleu cheese and not ranch. It's a cross dressing.'

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"I Hate Salad."

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Salad Skeptics Gifts Collection

Salad Skeptics Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs where you can find more humorous and bold designs that contrast salads and other culinary favorites.

Salad Skeptics Pillows

Discover a variety of playful pillows that showcase personalities and preferences through amusing designs.

Salad Skeptics Prints

Browse our art prints collection to find more clever and humorous pieces perfect for decorating any quirky space.

Salad Skeptics T-Shirts

Find more witty and fun T-shirts designed for those who love expressing their culinary preferences with humor.