Salinger Enthusiast Gifts

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

J.D.Salinger epitaph.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Effective Cuban vaccines

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Tenors

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"It's a dame!"

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"Music has doubled my income..."

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

JD Salinger.

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Why some people shouldn't try keeping up with slang. So, twerking hard or hardly twerking?

"Slogan."

Things you say when you are officially old...