Salinger Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

J.D.Salinger epitaph.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Effective Cuban vaccines

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Tenors

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Pirate King

A singer being criticised

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"It's a dame!"

"Music has doubled my income..."

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"I think 'gutsy' became 'ballsy' in about 1988."

"Slogan."

"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'Ok, heads up, totally, FYI...'