Salary Saga Enthusiast Gifts

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'I knew my salary wasn't high enough until I felt deep abiding shame.'

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

'I could be happy with less.. but I'd rather be ecstatic with more.'

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

GP pay award wheel.

"The salary is excellent and the benefits are outstanding. So... which would you prefer?"

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

'Today, tax free municipals rose...on news that what's important is not how much you earn, but how much you get to keep!'

Pandemic Haircut

Arthur Andersen & Co found guilty of shredding important files during Enron investigation.

Accountant job

"I'm glad you like your starting salary, Bradford. You'll be getting it for a long, long time ... "

'My first thought was to say, 'I made a mistake', but then I began to have second thoughts...'Telling me not to do it'.'

'It doesn't bother me that I don't know what I'm doing. I'm paid vast amounts of money.'

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

'You hit pay dirt because you're paying us dirt!'

"For the first year, you get a cost-of-living raise every three months. Then, you hit the donut hole."

How to put a pitcher under pressure.

'I know it's a boring make-work job but I like it because it's a make-salary job.'

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"Oh swimming around, eating fish.. what's your porpoise in life?"